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Britney Deshima, she’s Japanese, she has big bubbly brown eyes and bright pale blond hair, she fancies herself a Japanese pop star, she is a girly-girl who likes to get into street fights and hang with the boys, she dresses in intricate lolita style, all pastels with many eccentric accessories, stuffed animals, umbrellas, hats, Anep loves it all. She helped Anep get his pumpkin and banana umbrellas and loved his cheeseburger backpack and hot dog duffel bag; and supposedly she helped Mitsuo pick out his Bear hoodie. She is a total slob and needs someone to pick up after her; her tour bus is a giant mess. She pretends to only speak Japanese if annoyed, and is a lipstick Lesbian.

Involved in an accident during early commercial space flight in the late 70s, Britney barely survived and her injuries were simply so bad that she was placed in cryogenic suspension to preserve her until medicine had advanced enough to treat her; which finally happened in 2019; confused, she set out to pay back her debts by bringing gold old fashion J-pop back from a more civilized time. After earning a bit of money; she bought her own tour bus to continue her dream of being a Jpop star. She's also a passable medic. She’s a lesbian in the same way Mitsuo and Walker are straight; she can’t stand most other women and often complains about them with Mitsuo, who share’s a similar outlook; she has sleepy with Mitsuo from time to time; she’s even pegged him, sometimes while Anep rides Mitsuo at the same time, and there have even been times where she and her strap on and Mitsuo have double stuffed Anep.

She’s a professional shopper by day, specializing in high style on a budget, she has an amazing knowledge of history and geopolitics, knowing how historical events influenced fashion trends, she also sings and makes her own music, as is very talented as a J-pop singer, even though her music is contraband in japan. She lives in a camper out in the tall grass on the edge of town.

Mitsuo’s under-boss to the and big sister to the Skulls, often helping the younger members with many of their problems, all while trying to save up and pay back her medical debts. She has a collection of old pre-war technology, finding much of the new post-war stuff to be confusing; and sometimes stupidity specialized “Who needs a portable automatic headphone cleaner?”.

Fighting dirty in order to keep up with the boys, but loves fighting as much as she does pink and lipstick; her blond hair is dyed; obviously so is the hot pinks; she loves pink and frills and has dozens of umbrellas and various gothic lolita outfits covered in bows and lace and scalloping; she helped Mitsuo buy the Bear hoodie he gave to Anep, and at his request, and on his dime, she worked with Anep to get him a functional wardrobe of eccentric clothes; for instance swimsuits as shorts because of how colorful they are, and tasteful anime shirts.

More perceptive than she ever lets on; Britney and Walker fight like actual siblings, telling each other they’ll never get laid, elbowing one another, calling eachother flat, and fighting over the littlest things when upset; she is always quick to point out his problems with Anep’s sexuality are because he has a crush on both Anep and Mitsuo, while he points out that she’s flat chested and won’t date men because her costumes and dolls make her feel like their a pedofile; they never take any of the extremely harsh stuff they say to one another seriously after a fight though.

Alongside Mitsuo she often complains about modern women; she openly notes their near zero net worth for a relationship - of any kind, and their obsession with politics as an attempt to outdo one another online by competing over who can support the most insane, niche causes online while having bulldozed over all actual minority voices in the communities they claim to champion, to the point that they can’t even recognize that nobody is left in activism except grifters and allies.

She finds what women have let the internet do to them disgusting, along with the massive consumer waste they generate, the littering, and the attitude that what they do in their actual life doesn't matter as long as they hashtag and dance online to support whatever they see on TV. Britney also finds the modern woman’s tendency to gawk at offensive stereotypes in media while patting themselves on the back for watching media with ‘minorities’, along with their castration of all male role models in favor of more strong and opinionated gurl power icons, completely disgusting and narcissistic.

Britney is very careful about admitting female skulls to the gang, and will practically only accept autistic girls and ones who have lost social acceptance for being nerds or wanting to fight, instead of ones seeking orbiters in the gang’s male population; in part to protect the men of the gang, many of whom are gay and autistic, from being abused by women who pathologicalize autistic men as ‘incels’. She delves with a large glittering purple scythe made from amorphous steel.

Egor

Egor Shao, a strange mix, half Chinese and half Russian, he is extremely tall, slightly taller than even Mitsuo at 6'10", he has short light brown hair that curls slightly and pointy sideburns, and pale blue eyes, he is always sharply dressed, with a darker steel blue high collar sweater under a nice black dress jacket with matching pants and dark red dress shoes. He is a gentleman and cheerful, he can be very intimidating when he wants, he never carries a weapon with him, and will instead improvised weapons on the spot and is an expert at non-lethal combat and capture, making him a natural bounty hunter. He was raised as an assassin, and primarily worked for a shady pharmaceutical company called Nebula, before deciding to try and turn his life around, he worked various jobs along the coast before meeting Nanu, pizza boy, bartender, delivery boy, mover, he does it all. He is a gentleman in bed too, with a classy no-homo bro sentiment as he plows with precision and no wasted movements. He is very good at cheerful intimidation. Assassin Skull, he is Aromatic like Nanu but is platonically bisexual.

Egor is not officially a Skull, like Nanu, but he is treated as a hired gun, and is well aware of Nebula and Anep, his apartment has only enough room for a bed, TV, couch, coffee table, and a very small fully functional kitchen. He works as a pizza delivery boy locally, with a crappy car that can’t really lose any more value if something bad happens. Egor fights with an unornamented sword that vibrates at extreme speed, and a large rapid firing gun. He lives on the other side of the duplex with Nanu. 

Nanu

Nanu, occasionally known as Mob, is a police officer, a detective, sympathetic to the Skullz. He is an exotic looking man, he is short, only  5’7.5”, he has very pale skin, and an athletic build, his height makes him seem somewhat stocky, with his shoulders seeming large despite their average width, but most notable are his medium red eyes, a natural feature, and the fact that his hair turned gray when he was a teenager, even now, his short sliver mop contrasts with his black eyebrows, which retain the color he was born with.

Nanu’s slim form belies a very muscular and athletic body, he has thin leg hair, black, a smattering of hair on his torso, up his abs and onto his pecs, thick pubes, hairy armpits, but no arm hair. His eyes are usually half lidded, but far from being bedroomy they seem stern, his facial features are sharp around his eyes, and he has noticeable cheekbones. He is stoic and unemotional, his half-lidded eyes make him look low energy, and he usually seems annoyed, the only emotions he ever displays are pride, either in himself, his culture, or the Skullz, the rest of his emotions are dulled, and he often smile at Bear with a dull amusement. Despite often seeming to be a stoic hardass, he is fiercely loyal to his friends. He is gay, but he is also completely aromatic, he has no desire to settle down with anybody, and he isn't lonely on his own, he makes sure every guy he fucks keeps it casual.

Nanu has a thick and veiny but otherwise average six and a half inch long uncut cock, framed by black pubes, and a gorgeous set of balls, he fucks rough but sweet, always with a prideful and arrogant smile on his face as he grunts and thrusts into your ass with great force, he would praise you, degrade you as he manhandled you ass roughly and pulled your hair, and when he was finished he would always blow a massive load onto your back. Nanu is a total top, and he treats getting undressed as part of foreplay, and only fucks naked. Nanu doesn't masturbate, he doesn't feel the need to, when he is unbearably horny, he would just find some sweet ass to pump a load or two into.

At first glance, most people assume that Nanu is part of the Russian Mob, something he never denies, he has connections everywhere though, and actually works as a detective for a local PD, he’s become sympathetic to the skullz after pulling some of them, including Mitsuo, repeatedly on the city’s catch and release policy for minor crimes; he’s become part of Mitsuo’s circle from those interactions; since Mitsuo often picks up his friends from the police station. He lives in a tiny home duplex with just his bathroom and kitchenette, and living room that doubles as a bedroom.

He always wears his signature black short sleeve jacket, denim, with golden stars on both sides, always unzipped and unbuttoned, with the high collar turned out, black jeans, a black leather belt with a basic silver buckle, a red t-shirt with the collar unbuttoned, a black skull necklace with dog tags, he never wears socks, but can often be found in sandals with a red strap that match his shirt and black soles.