Dean

Mac Skull, born in 2037 in Imperial Americana, honorably discharged 2060 - Gay - wears inappropriately adult themed cutoff tee-shirts constantly. He is Hunter's legal guardian, he works double shifts on the factory farm to support himself and Hunter inside their cargo container of a home out in the chaotic older occupation era homes; though this RV is fully outfitted for the two men’s various hobbies and predilections, there are far far to many weapons, rounds of ammunition, and alcohol for anybody at the local tower to feel reasonably safe, however, responsible gun ownership is the rule of their home. The two confirmed bachelors are so bad at cleaning and daily home maintenance that it’s totally worth it to pay Anep to come clean for them.

Dean Shinwoo is of average height - 5'10.5", big shoulders, powerful chest, and rippling muscle, he had long hair always sticking upward in a wavy mess, his naturally light brown hair is dyed blond on the top of his head, combined with the green bandana he always has wrapped around his forehead, makes it look like, from the front, he has two totally distinct hair colors, blond on top, and all brown on the bottom. He has thick brown eyebrows, bright cyan eyes that are always half-lidded, and wrinkles give him permanent bags under his eyes. Dean doesn't look lazy though, his eyes are always bright, and his smile full of genuine merriment and cheer, though always with a hint of danger. He wears his dog tags around his neck, and his white wife beater has the shoulder area totally ripped and torn, he always wears pants evocative of a baggy military uniform and big belt, with his shirt tucked loosely in, and giant black combat boots.

Dean Shinwoo joined the military when he was 16 out of a very dumb sense of patriotism, he completed his training and was deployed to one of the endless peacekeeping wars that ravage the world. He had been rewarded for good work with a basic super soldier enhancement, his reflexes are extremely fast, his perceptions and situational awareness increased via drugs, his stamina heightened to the point he could go for two weeks without sleep as long as he got minimal rest during that time. He was deployed to war after war, he spent 15 years in the service before being hospitalized for a severe injury, which eventually resulted in his honorable discharge, the field treatments weren't good enough to fix a basically destroyed respiratory system, and the military washed their hands of him.

Disillusioned from the military and big money interests, he drifted all across America and Pangaea and always looking for something to believe in, he found Hunter, another victim of the military grooming its youth to fight on its behalf in the endless wars to sustain the global economy; eventually settling down in Seattle with Hunter, forming a group of ex-military and military enthusiasts as well as a field medic who bond over their military experience or need for first aid.

Dean Shinwoo has one final surprise for most people, hes’ 100% gay, his type, much younger bear cubs, the more innocent, the better, and he was a expert at taking a guys virginity without leaving a sour taste in their mouth when he didn’t come back the next day. He was a romantic sweetheart but preferred to remain unattached. Dean’s choice of non-lethal weapons was a Needle Gun, coated in a muscle relaxer,
he aimed for acupuncture pressure points, temporarily paralyzing a target, he used small, Japanese knives too, as close quarters hand to hand weapons, coated in a paralyzing agent that Dean's military enhancements made him immune too, but which would paralyze another person with just a scratch. His gear is military grade body armor, as well as a gatling gun as well as a smaller needle gun, he wears strips of needles wrapped all around his body like rambo.

Britney Britney Britney

Britney Deshima, she’s Japanese, she has big bubbly brown eyes and bright pale blond hair, she fancies herself a Japanese pop star, she is a girly-girl who likes to get into street fights and hang with the boys, she dresses in intricate lolita style, all pastels with many eccentric accessories, stuffed animals, umbrellas, hats, Anep loves it all. She helped Anep get his pumpkin and banana umbrellas and loved his cheeseburger backpack and hot dog duffel bag; and supposedly she helped Mitsuo pick out his Bear hoodie. She is a total slob and needs someone to pick up after her; her tour bus is a giant mess. She pretends to only speak Japanese if annoyed, and is a lipstick Lesbian.

Involved in an accident during early commercial space flight in the late 70s, Britney barely survived and her injuries were simply so bad that she was placed in cryogenic suspension to preserve her until medicine had advanced enough to treat her; which finally happened in 2019; confused, she set out to pay back her debts by bringing gold old fashion J-pop back from a more civilized time. After earning a bit of money; she bought her own tour bus to continue her dream of being a Jpop star. She's also a passable medic. She’s a lesbian in the same way Mitsuo and Walker are straight; she can’t stand most other women and often complains about them with Mitsuo, who share’s a similar outlook; she has sleepy with Mitsuo from time to time; she’s even pegged him, sometimes while Anep rides Mitsuo at the same time, and there have even been times where she and her strap on and Mitsuo have double stuffed Anep.

She’s a professional shopper by day, specializing in high style on a budget, she has an amazing knowledge of history and geopolitics, knowing how historical events influenced fashion trends, she also sings and makes her own music, as is very talented as a J-pop singer, even though her music is contraband in japan. She lives in a camper out in the tall grass on the edge of town.

Mitsuo’s under-boss to the and big sister to the Skulls, often helping the younger members with many of their problems, all while trying to save up and pay back her medical debts. She has a collection of old pre-war technology, finding much of the new post-war stuff to be confusing; and sometimes stupidity specialized “Who needs a portable automatic headphone cleaner?”.

Fighting dirty in order to keep up with the boys, but loves fighting as much as she does pink and lipstick; her blond hair is dyed; obviously so is the hot pinks; she loves pink and frills and has dozens of umbrellas and various gothic lolita outfits covered in bows and lace and scalloping; she helped Mitsuo buy the Bear hoodie he gave to Anep, and at his request, and on his dime, she worked with Anep to get him a functional wardrobe of eccentric clothes; for instance swimsuits as shorts because of how colorful they are, and tasteful anime shirts.

More perceptive than she ever lets on; Britney and Walker fight like actual siblings, telling each other they’ll never get laid, elbowing one another, calling eachother flat, and fighting over the littlest things when upset; she is always quick to point out his problems with Anep’s sexuality are because he has a crush on both Anep and Mitsuo, while he points out that she’s flat chested and won’t date men because her costumes and dolls make her feel like their a pedofile; they never take any of the extremely harsh stuff they say to one another seriously after a fight though.

Alongside Mitsuo she often complains about modern women; she openly notes their near zero net worth for a relationship - of any kind, and their obsession with politics as an attempt to outdo one another online by competing over who can support the most insane, niche causes online while having bulldozed over all actual minority voices in the communities they claim to champion, to the point that they can’t even recognize that nobody is left in activism except grifters and allies.

She finds what women have let the internet do to them disgusting, along with the massive consumer waste they generate, the littering, and the attitude that what they do in their actual life doesn't matter as long as they hashtag and dance online to support whatever they see on TV. Britney also finds the modern woman’s tendency to gawk at offensive stereotypes in media while patting themselves on the back for watching media with ‘minorities’, along with their castration of all male role models in favor of more strong and opinionated gurl power icons, completely disgusting and narcissistic.

Britney is very careful about admitting female skulls to the gang, and will practically only accept autistic girls and ones who have lost social acceptance for being nerds or wanting to fight, instead of ones seeking orbiters in the gang’s male population; in part to protect the men of the gang, many of whom are gay and autistic, from being abused by women who pathologicalize autistic men as ‘incels’. She delves with a large glittering purple scythe made from amorphous steel.

Walker

Walker works as a freelance ice cutter; though he’s a pyromaniac. An auitstic Otaku and best friends with Eric, adopted into Mitsuo’s van gang along with Eric so Mitsuo and Stanford could keep them under control. An autistic like Mitsuo, they became friends with Mitsuo bullying him, trading insults and witty comebacks and eventually bonding over video games and anime. He is five foot 8.5 inches (174 centimeters) tall, with jet black hair, and light brown eyes. He is almost always seen with his eyes nearly closed; he has high functioning autism and is sensitive to bright light, he typically wears a wide smile on his face.

Walker is the half-Japanese bastard son of a Japanese Soldier stationed at a US base during WW3 it was a whirlwind romance that faded about the moment that his mother got pregnant. He doesn’t like to talk about it but he is estranged from both his parents, he lives in a storeroom above a family friend’s coffee shop.

He is a pyromaniac, and gets a sexual thrill from fire, and his bunk is complete with a large, retro-modern looking fake fireplace. Walker, like Eric, is an Otaku, and the two are nearly inseparable, though, probably because he’s straight (Traps aren’t gay! Even though he’s done Buddy, Elias, and Lavi), he doesn’t share Eric’s love of Yaoi. The eccentric duo often need Mitsuo to step in and keep them thinking straight and keep them from misbehaving too terribly, but Mitsuo also isn’t above humoring or goofing around with them if there isn’t any harm in it.

Walker only revealed his high functioning autism after Mitsuo started dating Anep, who suffers from the same condition. Walker is very impressed that his best friend didn’t consider autism a deal-breaker. Walker often finds Anep mildly annoying, but he is very protective of him, viewing him as a surrogate little brother, and is quite willing to “fuck a bitch up” if they threaten to hurt him.

He is Shinto, and wears boxer briefs. He is mostly tech support in battle, scanning and later hacking into and controlling technology and mapmaking, he also maintains communications and is quick to video capture and photograph everything, so he can compile it all later, he does carry a long polearm with a heated tip for cutting. He has later designed a robotic backpack, which can extend spider limbs as well as various machines, for his use in a fight, the limbs are razor sharp and heated for cutting, and allow him to walk around and explore sections of the ruins others cannot normally get too, he can use them as a melee weapon as well, and is quite skilled at using his extra limbs. He wears only bullet proof vests.

Walker occasionally watches anime with Anep, but is more into henti, girly, and more fetish anime; there is little common ground between what the two like, though Walker and Eric love to watch anime and read manga together. Walker occasionally indulges Aneps odd behavior, as a single child he considers the hybrid to be the 'flaming gay autistic' brother he never had, even if Walker is often annoyed by him.

Eric brings out Walker’s more anti-social behavior, he's a pyromaniac and even has a bionic flamethrower replacing the bones in his lower arm; without Mitsuo to keep them in check the duo quickly resorts to talk of kidnapping and Molotov Cocktails. Often annoyed by Anep’s 'faggotry', accusing him of being too gay because of his campy fey humor; in reality it's more a sense of jealousy over Mitsuo becoming Anep’s hero; he is happy for Mitsuo finding someone who made him truly happy; but feels like Anep has taken his hero from him, like Walker is a third wheel.

He resents Anep to some degree over feeling like a third wheel with him and Mitsuo, and teases him for being too gay over it, and became very annoyed that Anep wouldn’t just let him just disengage from the friend group he felt was leaving him behind; eventually finally yelling at him over it. Walker is not just a weeb, loving Anime and Video-game Tiddy; but an avid conspiracy theorist; something only Anep indulges him in on a regular basis.

Mitsuo adopted Walker and Eric together to control their anti-social behavior; saving the two from being groomed as interrogators for an actual gang. Walker isn’t great at expressing his feelings; and despite all the gay jokes he’s actually into traps and perfectly okay with his best friend, Eric, being gay; eving going with him to bars; where Walker just games on his handheld while Eric goes to flirt with other dudes. He refuses to seriously game with Anep because of how slow to react he is, but has no problem in less serious games like minecraft or animal crossing.

Walker has a brain-implant chip installed, augmenting his neural-kinetics and data analysis; like Mitsuo he replaced the vi with one based on his own personality. He acts like a brother to Britney; often elbowing her in the boobs or fighting over who gets the best seat, they can be extremely nasty to one another; but never take any of it personally, with her pointing out his issues with Anep are caused by him having a gay crush on both Anep and Mitsuo, and him pointing out her career as a pop-star has gone nowhere and that she’s just some ‘ghetto-ass’ kanto girl with delusions of grandeur.

Competing with Beck over their status as the smartest guy in the gang, the two alternate between bitter rivals and friendly rivals, with walker helping provide some of the software Beck uses in the gang’s equipment, and even helping him program his Advanced Generation Device using a series of three parallel AI copies of Beck’s personality, evolutionary algorithms, and an Autofab.