Elizabeth

The Lezareno family owns the Altamira Resort and hot springs, which has an attached ferris wheel and roller coaster, and a casino. It once brought huge numbers of tourists; having been rebuilt as a tall glass cylinder, with fine dining and shopping. While most of her family attends the family business, her father grooming her ‘gross stupid’ younger brother Theodore to take it over, she has gone on to be a nurse. She lives in a camper with a small cheap kitchenette, bed, and bathroom, which is all pink and full of stuffed animals hanging from the ceilings by nooses.

Despite dressing as a high class flight attendant, in all pink, black, and gold, she is not the least bit feminine. Elizabeth is a complete wackjob, the product of her family, all of whom are highly eccentric rich weirdos, the home of the executive and investor class; she choose to leave the stuffy and confining world of the hotel, to live a life of fun and adventure on Earth. Her family is worth millions, and has a long history of assassinations, sabotages, and other "fun" stuff that could raise that number significantly should many of them die.

Elizabeth however, wanted to have fun in the big wide world outside the hotel. To that end, she works as a nurse at the local hospital, though she is highly inappropriate about her love of gore and suffering. She is an amazing field medic with many annoying quirks, not the smallest of which is her love for making her own money by any means, and yaoi, she constantly tries to get Dean and Hunter laid for her own amusement. Hunter and Dean call her Bitch Tits, commenting on the inflating prices for her first aide, and both would rather have Anep be the one helping them recover than her.

Elizabeth adventures with a large but light shield and a small blue, almost crystalline looking gun.

Dotty

Straight Yaoi fangirl, dresses in a simple black dress highlighted by white lace, red hair, dark green eyes, she is very pale, she is an exceptional mecha pilot and accomplished musician, she loves to set Beck up with other men, she is otherwise quiet and well mannered, but very flat and emotionless. She’s actually a robot; inside her headband is a core memory drive containing a quantum light gate crystal with her fluctlight; salvaged when her original body died; she’s actually heavy enough to crush a car if she fell on it; to set herself apart from everyday androids and their perfectly human-seeming warm personalities, she acts cold and emotionless; stiff and robotic; speaking in monotone and displaying as little emotion as she can, though her facade slips from time to time; a very human trait. She plays piano at the bar and Altamira hotel, for a living. She needs no weapon; she can vibrate her hand or foot fast enough to cut through things.

Britney Britney Britney

Britney Deshima, she’s Japanese, she has big bubbly brown eyes and bright pale blond hair, she fancies herself a Japanese pop star, she is a girly-girl who likes to get into street fights and hang with the boys, she dresses in intricate lolita style, all pastels with many eccentric accessories, stuffed animals, umbrellas, hats, Anep loves it all. She helped Anep get his pumpkin and banana umbrellas and loved his cheeseburger backpack and hot dog duffel bag; and supposedly she helped Mitsuo pick out his Bear hoodie. She is a total slob and needs someone to pick up after her; her tour bus is a giant mess. She pretends to only speak Japanese if annoyed, and is a lipstick Lesbian.

Involved in an accident during early commercial space flight in the late 70s, Britney barely survived and her injuries were simply so bad that she was placed in cryogenic suspension to preserve her until medicine had advanced enough to treat her; which finally happened in 2019; confused, she set out to pay back her debts by bringing gold old fashion J-pop back from a more civilized time. After earning a bit of money; she bought her own tour bus to continue her dream of being a Jpop star. She's also a passable medic. She’s a lesbian in the same way Mitsuo and Walker are straight; she can’t stand most other women and often complains about them with Mitsuo, who share’s a similar outlook; she has sleepy with Mitsuo from time to time; she’s even pegged him, sometimes while Anep rides Mitsuo at the same time, and there have even been times where she and her strap on and Mitsuo have double stuffed Anep.

She’s a professional shopper by day, specializing in high style on a budget, she has an amazing knowledge of history and geopolitics, knowing how historical events influenced fashion trends, she also sings and makes her own music, as is very talented as a J-pop singer, even though her music is contraband in japan. She lives in a camper out in the tall grass on the edge of town.

Mitsuo’s under-boss to the and big sister to the Skulls, often helping the younger members with many of their problems, all while trying to save up and pay back her medical debts. She has a collection of old pre-war technology, finding much of the new post-war stuff to be confusing; and sometimes stupidity specialized “Who needs a portable automatic headphone cleaner?”.

Fighting dirty in order to keep up with the boys, but loves fighting as much as she does pink and lipstick; her blond hair is dyed; obviously so is the hot pinks; she loves pink and frills and has dozens of umbrellas and various gothic lolita outfits covered in bows and lace and scalloping; she helped Mitsuo buy the Bear hoodie he gave to Anep, and at his request, and on his dime, she worked with Anep to get him a functional wardrobe of eccentric clothes; for instance swimsuits as shorts because of how colorful they are, and tasteful anime shirts.

More perceptive than she ever lets on; Britney and Walker fight like actual siblings, telling each other they’ll never get laid, elbowing one another, calling eachother flat, and fighting over the littlest things when upset; she is always quick to point out his problems with Anep’s sexuality are because he has a crush on both Anep and Mitsuo, while he points out that she’s flat chested and won’t date men because her costumes and dolls make her feel like their a pedofile; they never take any of the extremely harsh stuff they say to one another seriously after a fight though.

Alongside Mitsuo she often complains about modern women; she openly notes their near zero net worth for a relationship - of any kind, and their obsession with politics as an attempt to outdo one another online by competing over who can support the most insane, niche causes online while having bulldozed over all actual minority voices in the communities they claim to champion, to the point that they can’t even recognize that nobody is left in activism except grifters and allies.

She finds what women have let the internet do to them disgusting, along with the massive consumer waste they generate, the littering, and the attitude that what they do in their actual life doesn't matter as long as they hashtag and dance online to support whatever they see on TV. Britney also finds the modern woman’s tendency to gawk at offensive stereotypes in media while patting themselves on the back for watching media with ‘minorities’, along with their castration of all male role models in favor of more strong and opinionated gurl power icons, completely disgusting and narcissistic.

Britney is very careful about admitting female skulls to the gang, and will practically only accept autistic girls and ones who have lost social acceptance for being nerds or wanting to fight, instead of ones seeking orbiters in the gang’s male population; in part to protect the men of the gang, many of whom are gay and autistic, from being abused by women who pathologicalize autistic men as ‘incels’. She delves with a large glittering purple scythe made from amorphous steel.

Stanford

Stanford and Mitsuo don’t often talk about how they met, though they go way back, Stanford is a carpenter and architect and the younger brother of Stanley and Staniel, a trio of triplets. He was an unexpected bonus to a mother who was expecting twins and had gone overboard, explaining not only the pattern of the trio's names, but why Stanford’s name doesn’t quite match up with the others.

Stanford is an almost comically stereotypical looking carpenter, he is taller than Eric and Walker, though still dwarfed by Mitsuo, about six-foot 1 inch, 186 centimeters, he has wide shoulders and slim waist, his long straight hair parted in the middle, large ears, and soft gray eyes. He has passing obsessions over female teen-pop idols, and goes to any concert he can, as they fade away, he moves onto the next up and coming 20-something pop-teen idol shows her face. He is a great street fighter, second only to Mitsuo, and he will go absolutely psychotic if you damage his van; for which their gang is named.

He is always willing to help others but waits till Mitsuo extends his hand first. Stanford was a fighting addict in his youth but has mostly grown out of it, he is an exceptional power house though. He was also a very proficient fist fighter, and could hold his own against five men in an ambush, his skills are second to Mitsuo, though Eric and Walker had the advantage of being insane and being willing to literally Molotov Cocktail people.

Anep had the privilege of being the only one to ever to accompany Stanford to a concert, Stanford jams with Anep, drove him around in his van, things nobody else was privileged too, on the other hand, Stanford has a typically laid back and reserved attitude, he is, to a degree, emotionally distant, making him so hard to read, though he does go out of his way to make Anep feel included and welcomed, even if Anep occasionally annoyed him.

Most people know little about Stanford; only knowing that Mitsuo and Stanford go way back, to middle school at least, before they both dropped out of high school at 16. Stanford and Mitsuo were both fighting addicts back in the day. Stanford is a fanboy of whatever pop idol happens on the scene at the time; even being able to speak japanese so he can fanboy over the songs; when their careers ended after just a few months, he moves on; just as enthusiastically, to the next sensation.

He has the largest collection of music of anyone in the gang, and though he finds Mitsuo’s taste for Korean-Pop terrible, he loves to groove out with Anep, treating him like a younger brother. Stanford is laid back, but gets second hand embarrassment from Walker and Eric's anime fanboying along with their occasional bouts of antisocial behavior, but unlike Mitsuo he does not harbor a private reserved obsession with them; he is not happy that Eric and Walker replaced the dented side door with one covered in an Anime Mural, but also refuses to paint over it. He does occasionally read the manga they leave in his van.

The van is Stanford's one major obsession, and he flies into a rage should it be damaged by anybody intentionally or otherwise; only second to his obsession for his current pop idol. Stanford openly tears up at pop concerts and his home is filled with ‘bling’ he bought at the one’s he’s attended in the city. He was once prepared to kill a man for damaging some memorabilia of some washed-up pop idol he kept in his van; only being stopped by his friends.

A fighting addict in his youth, this has mellowed out not only thanks to his pop obsession but to Mitsuo's influence upon him. Stanford is an extremely proficient driver, and can hold his own against five men in an ambush, though Eric and Walker have the advantage of being insane and being willing to literally Molotov Cocktail people.

Anep has the privilege of sitting shotgun in Stanfords van, being taken to a concert by him, and jamming with him, but Stanford is also typically laid back and reserved; emotionally distant. Sometimes Anep annoys Stanford, but he also enjoys his randomness and energy; he is very hard to read but does his best to make people feel included and welcome. Stanford and Anep share their thing for pop, and J-pop.

Stanford is good with his hands, helping the gang deal with damage to the abandoned warehouse on the edge of town, along the dirt road, and also helping them set up for events held there. Though he’s straight he’s more in love with his van and impossible to reach pop idols than any woman; he never dates, though some girls in the gang have acted as his beard by pretending to be his girl when he goes and visits his family.